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Vol 718 - Aug 6, 2008 - Strange Things to Ponder
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- NEW! - MySpace Members - Please NOTE that we have just added a TAB on each Joke Page and Image Page that NOW Makes it Easy for you to add "Strange" Items to your Individual MySpace pages! Just CLICK on the Bottom Right MySpace ICON! It's Quick & Easy! ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange "Money" Quotes: "Early to bed and early to rise -- till you get enough money to do otherwise." - Peter's Almanac "God is on everyone's side and in the last analysis, he is on the side with plenty of money and large armies. - Jean Anouilh (1910-87), French playwright University President: "Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment? Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers...and the Department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn't even ask for erasers."- Isaac Asimov (1920-92), Russian-born American scientist, writer "The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell." - Humphrey Bogart, American actor "The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to him." - Paul Louis Courier "Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends." - Larry Wilde ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Strange Things to Ponder Strange Things to Ponder Tell me this.... Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages? Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? What do people in China call their good plates? Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is? ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== COOL RAINBOW - JUST AFTER THE STORM - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/140539.html HANDICAPPED PARKING PROBLEM - IT'S A POLICE CAR - CROOKED! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/140826.html 1954 PONTIAC BONNEVILLE SPECIAL 1 - CONCEPT CAR - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/140883.html STRANGE SKYDIVING FUN - RIDE'EM COWBOY! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/140997.html HUGE TRUCK WITH HEAVY LOAD ON SMALL BRIDGE - BAD IDEA! BRIDGE COLLAPSES INTO RIVER - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/141004.html STRANGE FORMULA 1 RACER - IT'S MADE FROM CHOCOLATE! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/141005.html GRAF ZEPPELIN - LZ-127 - IN THE HUGE HANGER - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/141007.html STRANGE FISHING TRIP - THE FISH "RUNNING" AWAY! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/141146.html STRANGE GERMAN MOTORCYCLE - IT'S HUGE! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/141147.html STRANGE DANGERS - TRANS ANTARCTIC EXPEDITION SNOW TRACKS VEHICLE HANGS OVER HUGE CREVASSE! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/141148.html STRANGE OLDE EUROPEAN BUSES - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/141165.html STRANGE CANADIAN NAVY ON PATROL! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/141196.html STRANGE BABY T-SHIRT - CAUTION ! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/141200.html STRANGE OLDE PIX - NOGALES MEXICO & AZ - 1898 & 2008 - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/141220.html WHY ARE THE BLONDE CHEERLEADERS ALWAYS ON TOP? - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/141228.html STRANGE SOCCER TERROR - THE DREADED FREE KICK! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/141232.html TINY LITTLE DOG - REALLY TINY! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/141244.html STRANGE DOG RACES - FLYING DASCHUNDS! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/141260.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - CONCEPT CARS - WILD DESIGNS - GM - FORD - CHRYSLER - JAPANESE - EUROPEAN http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/100707_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week 8 Strange Hangover Cures from Around the World - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/140194.html When Is Your Sister Just Like a Mother? - Ask Jack Nicholson! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/141321.html Strange "War" Between Canada and USA - 1839 - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/141322.html Where is America's Only Royal Palace? - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/141324.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Professionals - MD's, Lawyers, Police, etc. http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/category/112_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning Tsunamis - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) 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