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Vol 729 - Sept 14, 2008 - Politically Correct in the Army
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- NEW! - MySpace Members - Please NOTE that we have just added a TAB on each Joke Page and Image Page that NOW Makes it Easy for you to add "Strange" Items to your Individual MySpace pages! Just CLICK on the Bottom Right MySpace ICON! It's Quick & Easy! ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Quotes: "Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected." ---Unknown "People like you are the reason people like me take pills!" ---Neva Faith Linn "There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and ." ---Brad Ramsey "Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties!" ---Unknown "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." ---Oscar Wilde "A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married." ---H.L. Mencken ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Politically Correct in the Army Politically Correct in the Army How to be Politically Correct when talking about Men (Or Army Men) -------------------------------------- 1. He does not have a beer gut... He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.(regular guys) He has a personal war reserve stock.(army guys) ------------------------------------- 2. He is not quiet... He is a Conversational Minimalist. He is a SAMS grad. ------------------------------------- 3. He is not stupid... He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development. He is a field grade. ------------------------------------- 4. He does not get lost all the time... He discovers Alternative Destinations. He gets temporarily misoriented. ------------------------------------- 5. He is not balding... He is in Follicle Regression. He has a REALLY squared away high and tight. ------------------------------------------- 6. He is not a cradle robber... He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships. He is breaking the new fraternization policies. ------------------------------- 7. He does not get falling-down drunk... He becomes Accidentally Horizontal. He practices his IMTs in the club. ----------------------------- 8. He is not short... He is Anatomically Compact. He suffers from a Napoleon Complex. -------------------------------- 9. He does not have a rich daddy... He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion. He has the Army as a hobby. --------------------------------- 10. He does not constantly talk about cars... He has a Vehicular Addiction. He must be a Transporter. --------------------------------- 11. He does not have a hot body... He is Physically Combustible. He is a PT stud. ---------------------------------- 12. He is not unsophisticated... He is Socially Challenged. He is a Ranger. --------------------------------- 13. He does not eat like a pig... He suffers from Reverse Bulimia. He eats like a Ranger student at Pizza Hut. ------------------------------- 14. He is not a bad dancer... He is Overly Caucasian. He is from the Muddy Boots Army. ----------------------------------- 15. He does not hog the blankets... He is Thermally Unappreciative. He is a Blue Falcon. ----------------------------- 16. He is not a male chauvinist pig... He has Swine Empathy. He must be combat arms. ------------------------------- 17. He is not afraid of commitment... He is Monogamously Challenged. He loves TDY. ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE CONCEPT CARS - 1961 CHRYSLER TURBOFLITE - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/141963.html STRANGE MILITARY MACHINES THAT DON'T WORK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/142151.html STRANGE OLDE GUNS & DERRINGERS - ENGRAVED - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/142213.html WWII - B-25 MITCHELL BOMBER ATTACKS ENEMY NAVAL VESSEL - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/142296.html TUGS PUSH US AIR CRAFT CARRIER TO DOCK IN FOREIGN PORT - COOL AERIAL TOP DOWN SHOT! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/142427.html STRANGE CIRCLE OF DEATH - MOTORCYCLE & CAR WITH LION! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/142597.html STRANGE CROCODILE MIXES IT UP WITH HIPPO'S - LOSES BIG TIME! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/142656.html STRANGE ITALIAN "BLING" - HUGE RELIGIOUS NECKLACE! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/142658.html STRANGE SKYDIVERS CLIMB ON TOP OF AIRPLANE - READY TO JUMP! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/142665.html BASEBALL FAN "CATCHES" FOUL BALL - BALL THREE! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/142666.html STRANGE "ANTI-THEFT" DEVICE - A BOAT ANCHOR! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/142679.html STRANGE AUDIENCE WITH THE POPE - BREAK DANCERS! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/142680.html STRANGE AIRPORT TERMINALS - JFK - NEW YORK - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/142682.html BIG DOG PROTECTS HIS LITTLE WHITE GOAT PAL - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/142689.html EAGLE SNAGS A FISH - GREAT REFLECTION! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/142700.html CLEVER BEAR CUB BOOSTS HIS BABY BROTHER UP TO DUMPSTER! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/142715.html JEEP CROSSES RIVER ON DANGEROUS WOODEN CABLE BRIDGE! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/142724.html AMAZING - BACKHOE 'LIFTS' ITSELF INTO RAILROAD CAR - 4 - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/142728.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - STRETCH LIMOUSINES - WILD AND LONG http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/100366_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week The Strange 'Colobus" Monkey of Zanzibar - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/142575.html - Strange Riddles - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/25318.html - Playing Wyth Wurds - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/25221.html - Just How Dumb Are You Quiz - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/24853.html -Word Fun - Irony - Ironic - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/24701.html - Official Public Service Exam - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/24632.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Irish, Polish, Chinese, French, German, Italian http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/108_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning Tsunamis - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) 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