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Vol 732 - Sept 24, 2008 - 24 Bumper Stickers For Women
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- NEW! - MySpace Members - Please NOTE that we have just added a TAB on each Joke Page and Image Page that NOW Makes it Easy for you to add "Strange" Items to your Individual MySpace pages! Just CLICK on the Bottom Right MySpace ICON! It's Quick & Easy! ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange "I'm Not Very Bright" Quotes I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. - Marshall McLuhan I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler I have nothing intelligent to say. - Meg Tilly, when approached by a TV reporter asking questions on her way into the 1997 Oscar ceremonies. I am not denying anything I did not say. -Brian Mulrooney I really didn't say everything I said. - Yogi Berra I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. - Keanu Reeves My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave. -Burt Reynolds I'm no actor, and I have sixty-four pictures to prove it. - Victor Mature Of all the things I've ever lost I miss my mind the most. - Steven Tyler ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - - 24 Bumper Stickers For Women 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. 7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN. 8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. 9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF. 10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN-AND I HAVE A GUN. 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES? 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES. 13. AND YOUR POINT IS...? 14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. 16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. 17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP. 18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE. 19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE. 20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? 21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT. 22. ANOTHER DOPELESS HOPE FIEND 23. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY. 24. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE AMBULANCES AND EMERGENCY VEHICLES AROUND THE WORLD - WWI - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/142349.html WORK VEHICLES - FULLY LOADED - 3 - HAY! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/142834.html STRANGE "BALANCING" ROCK FORMATION! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/143109.html 1935 ALFA ROMEO CONVERTIBLE - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/143110.html COOL ACTION PHOTO - DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN EJECTS 'SMOKING' SHELLS! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/143111.html COOL TIME LAPSE AIR CRAFT CARRIER TWILIGHT TAKEOFFS! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/143112.html A-10 WARTHOG - 30mm FRONT CANNON - *NOTE 'PEACE SYMBOL' ON CANNON!* - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/143113.html STRANGE GOOFY LOOKING ANIMAL - WHAT IS THAT? - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/143114.html STRANGE TRACTOR PARADE - LITTLE DOGGY IN A WAGON! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/143115.html STRANGE OLDE BUSINESS TRAINING AIDE - WOMEN 'ARE' TEACHABLE! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/143116.html STRANGE 'GANGSTA' TOMBSTONE - NOTE THE MALT BEER TRIBUTE - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/143117.html WWII - STRANGE SIGNAL CORPS PIX - GAS MASK & FEED BAG! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/143118.html STRANGE 'STILT CYCLE' - SIT WHILE YOU WALK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/143119.html NASTY KIDS PULL A WATER PRANK ON UNSUSPECTING PAL! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/143120.html FLY FISHING FUN - FINALLY CATCHING THE BIG ONE! - PLASTIC FISH! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/143121.html STRANGE TURTLE PALS - FROG AND CRAB! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/143122.html COMMERCIAL PASSENGER JET PROBLEMS - ENGINE EXPLODES & BURNS! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/143123.html DANGEROUS ROCK SLIDE CLOSES ROAD - LARGE TRUCKS KNOCKED OVER ! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/143124.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - NASTY ACCIDENTS - STRANGE PROBLEMS http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/100005_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week Never Underestimate the Way a Woman's Mind Works - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/143068.html Where is The Polar Bear Capitol Of The World? - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/143125.html What is The Oldest Soft Drink? 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